Received a call from a man named "Alex" from Windows wanting to talk to me about my PC. I missed the first 2 calls, but picked up the 3rd. I asked him which computer, and he got pissy. Then I told him I use a mac and hung up.
Got a call on my house phone from one of those dudes saying he is from the IT dept for the computer. I said I don't have a computer & he said something incoherent, so I said what and the guys loudly whispers "Suck my [***]". Wtf?!