Spam call from 901-856-2970: This is your credit card company with great news! Press 9...
Me: [9]
Spammer: This is George at Card Services. Thank you for your interest in a lower rate.
Me: I'd like to order the large with pepperoni and sausage.
Spammer: This is about your credit card rates
Me: Yes, I'll be using a Visa. Is that still $19.99?
Spammer: This is not the pizzeria. What is the balance on your card?
Me: Oh don't worry, there's enough in there for the pizza. What is the lower rate? 16.99? Does that include delivery?
Spammer: Sir this is not a pizza place. Do you know the balance on your credit card?
Me: Yes, but all you need to know is that the charge goes through. Can I add bread sticks? Are they also at a lower rate?
Spammer: You mother f**k**g piece of sh*t. Do you know what your balance is on your credit card?
Me: I'm sorry if I upset you maam.
Spammer: I'm not a maam, this is George at Card Services.
Me. Oh! I need a liter of Sprite too.
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