I love the part where it threatens a 'grand jury' or 'magistrate'. Who in the world, in America, ever refers to a 'magistrate'? And the part that really convinces me is the end, where the automated caller wishes me, "good luck", if I fail to reply.
So I bit (who wants to go before a 'magistrate'?). I call and the issue is so f6cking critical that no one answers and there is no prompt indicating who or what I am replying too. My life is cluttered enough without crap like this.
Well in some states there are Magistrates, Pennsylvania (which is actually a Commonwealth and not a state)is one of them. Also there are Federal Magistrates as well. But you obviously knew that this was a scam call, and you claim that your life is "cluttered", then why would you take the time to call them back? I am also guessing that your life is too "cluttered" to take the time to make a report as well?