This strange man called my children and taught them all sorts of strange sexual witchcraft, and now they want to go to Hogwarts School for Banging Hoes.
"Chad" called my cell, told me to "back off" Matt that they were together now, also using some explitives. This caller knew my name, my ex-boyfriends name, my cell number and some information about me without any prompting. The only info I let on was that I knew a Chad, and I do! ...one of my good friends bothers is named Chad and we all went to school together! This is a Florida phone number and the Chad I know lives in New England area, BUT does go to college in FL, which made this all the more believable. I caught up with my friend (his sister) and he has been with her all day, he does not have a Florida cell phone and is currently not even IN Florida!!
This strange man called my children and taught them all sorts of strange sexual witchcraft, and now they want to go to Hogwarts School for Banging Hoes.