Live call from a call center, asking if I'd like an agent to contact seniors (and me, apparently) about burial services and/or insurance related to that. I asked if his company honors the Do Not Call list, and he said, "No. Not for people like you who waste our time." Then he hung up on me. Lovely.

I guess he doesn't realize irony of his comment: The DNC list actually HELPS telemarketers by letting them know certain numbers called WILL be a waste of their time.