Some wog with a scam about your computer sending viruses to his computer and he can fix your problem. Tell him to [***] off, like I did.
Eejit, go cook me up a vindaloo and a coupla pints of lager. All you're good for.
He had a foreign accent but the call came up from Georgia. He said he was with the IT maintenance department. He said that they noticed some unusual activity on my computer the last couple of weeks. He wanted me to log into my computer and allow him access. I told him I didn't have a computer and he is a spam caller. I hung up.