"Hi this is Heather calling about your vehicle's warranty..."
I cut her off continuing. "Oh my GOD Heather you are a lifesaver and I am ever so glad you called. I have been waiting and waiting so much for this exact call to finally come across my motorola, what do I have to do to get a warranty?"
"Umm, Well, you have to..."
"I have a 1944 Tiger 1, what can I have it insured for? How much is the deductible? Collision? Accidental death and dismemberment?"
"Wait - a what?"
"I just told you, it's a 1944 olive green, slightly loved, Tiger model 1."
"We only do vehicle insurance, sir."
"This is definitely a vehicle, no question."
"Like, normal vehicles?"
"Yes, this is normal, however it was kind of taken from the Germans after World War 2 and brought back to the states. I picked it up at a police auction a few years ago at a steal, Haha get it? no i guess not, however no 'legitimate' insurance place will give me insurance, and therefore, no plates. So I really need your shady insurance for my Tiger."
"Sir?"
"Yawp"
"We only insure vehicles."
"I got ya. This is a *ahem* vehicle."
"Like, cars, trucks..."
"Tanks?"
"This is a tank?"
"You got it."
-click.
Hopefully I wasted enough of her time to STOP BUGGING OTHER PEOPLE.