From all the crying baby noises in the background, I got the impression this idiot was calling from a hospital nursery. However, it turned out to be some kind of time share scam. She finally had to pause for a breath, and I was able to ask if she was calling for someone in particular. She seemed astonished that this is not the Gusterston residence, but recovered quickly, and asked if I owned a time share. I said no, and tried to politely ask for my number to be removed from their system, but she rang off before I could voice my request.