You're a scurvy little spider, and a con artist. That's quite a humorous post, though. How the hell do you even know who CWG really is, much less if he was convicted of four counts of 'bank fraud'? Just what "department" do you represent?
No hard feelings or offense taken, but what "Inspector Morgan", Gadget, Clouseau, whoever, would be aiming for next is trying to con money out of unsuspecting victims to "resolve the matter". Randomly call someone and say the same things this moron is accusing CWG of, it'd all go away for a price. "We're here to serve you"--an attempt to con the public into believing that rather than saying they're really after your money. The post is one of the funnier ones I've seen in the year I've been on.