Got a very interesting call from a R Scalia at …

978-691-5050.

He called my by my first name, and asked be if I had pressed “1” to get information about final expenses.

I told him that my nephew was in the house and he was probably messing around with the phone.

Of course, that was a lie. What I did when I answered the phone …

978-494-0266

… Was to press “1” and let Eric Cartman (SOUTH PARK) serenade them with “Come Sail Away.”

So now telemarketers are making not of the number and calling people back.

Forewarned is forearmed.