I wait, talk to the human, and help them to realize they have the worstest job in the world. Then I add them to my cell phone, but mark the SEND DIRECTLY TO VOICEMAIL box. A few choice words describing her [***] helps too.
They just called me. I won a trip to Bahamas. Completed a survey and was told to push 1 to redeem the tickets and that if i do so i will be contacted by the representative within 24-48 hrs. Now i am waiting...