This obviously Indian sweatshop operation has called twice telling me something is wrong with my computer. The first time I listened and acted as if I was following their very specific directions in a very non specific manner. When they told me to press the Windows menu key and "r" key, I kept saying nothing happened, now mind you, my PC is nowhere near me, that I pressed and released the menu key then pressed the r key. This confused the poor fool at the other end of the line, who then said to push the menu key and the r key and then my finger from the keys. When I did that, I started thanking him, as my grandfather had always did the joke with me, but now it worked! I pulled my finger and I farted! Flustered, he hung up.
Now today they called, and again the sound of a illegal sweatshop greeted me, so I knew what the call was about. This time I let the operator instruct me what to do, and I start telling him that the registry window has opened. After he tries to correct me, and I keep telling him the same thing, another guy takes the call over. He instructs me to do the same steps, but this time I tell him the remote access window opens. Oh, and I'm sounding really frantic, so this has them listening intently. Anyway, he keeps telling me what I should be doing, and I keep yelling that nothing's happening. Then I hit them hard! I ask if downloading Asian porn could've done this. I repeated it when the stopped and said "huh?" And after the third time telling him I gave my CC number, and my wife was going to kill me, someone pulled the plug.
Probably won't be hearing from them again.