Just installed Caller ID phone & service and answering machine. They were my first callers at 3:50 PM PDT, SO THE EQUIPMENT WORKS! I haven't recorded a personal message yet, and their response was just dead air.
Ah, call from a phishbowl. Male caller said that he was calling from Nova and wanted to speak to the owner. In my very best robo-voice I told him no, and please do not call again.
And yes, I can impersonate a Dalek. Feel my nerdrage!
A YOUNG SOUNDING GIRL CALLED AND ASK FOR THE OWNER OF THE BUSINESS.
VOICE WAS SO SWEET AND YOUNG SOUNDING, I MEAN LIKE HIGH SCHOOL YOUNG.
.. ( SHE COULD HAVE BEEN 400 POUNDS FOR ALL I KNOW, BUT THE VOICE DID IT FOR ME.)
I GOT COMFORTABLE AND LET HER TALK HER EXPLAIN THE REASON FOR HER CALL. I ASKED A LOT OF QUESTIONS TO KEEP HER ON THE LINE FOR ABOUT A GOOD 4 MINUTES.
SO SOFT AND SLOW HER VOICE .., SHE SPOKE, AS I STROKED..
AFTER A WHILE SHE CAUGHT ON TO WHAT I WAS DOING.. SHE SAID OMG.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIR… I SAID…DON'T BE MAD OK BUT ITS TO LATE ITS HAPPENING… SHE SAID WHAT’S HAPPENING… I WAS QUITE FOR A FEW SECONDS AND SHE SAID SIR ARE YOU STILL THERE, IN A WEAK VOICE I SAID , YES,,, I JUST FINISHED AND NEED A PAPER TOWEL…………SHE LAUGHED AND SAID.
TO A CO-WORKER NEAR HER, AS SHE HUNG UP…OMG, THIS GUY JUSTED JACKEDOFF….CLICK…..
HEY ...FREE PHONE SEX.. HELL.. SHE CALLED ME...LOLZ