Thanksgiving Day, 12:30pm, (202) 599-1269 called.
I said "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" into the phone for 30 seconds and they hung up. Since my relatives were over and heard me, they were laughing histerically.
This is their third attempt... the first time I said "Moooo" to every question until they hung up.
On the second call I sung them the Brady Bunch theme song.
The next time I will answer "I have corn in my stools" Foreigners have no idea what this means. It confuses them instantly.
Never, ever, answer any question seriously. I had only one of these callers get mad and start yelling at me. I answered every question with "I want to shower naked with you". Since im a guy, that made him hang up instantly.
I've only had 2 that ever called back after using my tactics. 202-599-1269 tried 3 times. I bet he gives up now.
Bwahahaha