US Department of education wants to eliminate my student loans (I have never had any loans for collage).
Pressed 9 to remove from list - came in to my work number.
"Hello, tee hee. Sorry, I was having trouble with my headphones... My name is emily and I'm calling because you stayed at one of our resorts before, and I'd like to offer you....." F.U. STUPID PRE-RECORDED MACHINE.