Got this after replying to a request for catering from my restaurant. What an idiot.


okay fine i will need  pulled pork sandwiches for 300 peoples i want the  sandwiches  individual lunch box and i want 300 chips in small bag okay and  the date i need them is 4th of September  and it will be pick up by 3pm in your store by my private shipper agent so let me know if you can handle that for me on that date and ready for pick up by 3pm because am ready to make you advance payment now so let me know if u can handle it for us please So let me have the price per person now and the total price altogether now and do u sure you can have it ready for pick up by 3pm and i will like to know if you have handle this type of large order before in your company and my name is Dan Nakata and u can communicate with me by email which is [email protected] and my number 206-202-4378 and please repeat my name and my email to be sure you have it write down correctly and i will like to know if u do accept credit card for your payment and i will need your name and your email address and your cell phone number and your store locate address and your company name and  your company phone number so i can forward them to my shipper now so they can locate your store when they are coming for the pick up okay so i need that before i can make the payment for you now