Call starts off asking if I have a favorable opinion of Obama. Supposedly a survey, but really a political push poll, and on a do-not-call-listed number. Have reported to the FCC http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/donotcall/#howtocomplain
Do what I do when I get an unwanted call. If a woman, I ask what color panites she wears. If that doesn't get her to hang up, I then ask what size bra does she wear and is a push up. That normally does it.
Guys I ask boxers, briefs or are they into wearing women's undies. Then I start to go into a sales pitch for thong underwear. Never get past the second line which is "since you are a telemarketer, would you wear small or petite.