Indian Guy: "Hi, I am calling from Google Services and noticed that your business is not listed on the front page of Google."
Me: "Really? Because I can do a search "Wilmington, NC Marketing" and we are #3. I can do a search for "Wilmington, NC PR" and we are #2. I can do a search for "Wilmington, NC Video Production" and we are #2 and #9. We actually provide SEO services to our clients.
Indian Guy: "Really? But your business name is Inspire Creative Studios."
Me: "Yeah because we are a full-service marketing firm, and we ACTUALLY have an assigned rep from Google....THE REAL GOOGLE."
Indian Guy: "Haha, yes, yes, the real Google...I see..."