Collection agency keeps calling me looking for some guy named Abraham Akellian. Don't know him, Don't care about him. Collectors are idiots and aren't getting the message. They keep asking if they've reached "XXXXXXXXX" company. I say yes, and they say I clearly must know him. My response is there are several companies that use my company name, and they should look in the phone book and call them all, but they won't find any Abraham here.

There are several collection agencies by this name and they could be calling from out of state. It's easy to present a different caller ID, so tracking down which one it is will be close to impossible without a lawsuit against my carrier, which I'm not inclined to do at this time.