Called at dinner time. "Eric" with a thick accent, said something about wanting to help me with my computer problem since I was a microsoft user. I asked what the he** that had to do with the price of tea in China to which he replied "you're in China?" Conversation got worse from there. I told him I thought he was scamming my a** off to which he replied he was "not F***ing my a** off". I called him an idiot and hung up. He called back, talking rapidly. I talked over him as he called me a sl**. Told him I was turning him over to the Federal Do Not Call List as a violator.
Another one of those heavily-accented East Indian gentlemen telling me he's from Microsoft and there's a problem with my computer. Yeah. You mean that turned off, deader-than-a-doornail, hasn't been on for a month computer? I told him that I know about this scam and that if he calls me again, I'll have the RCMP at his door in five minutes flat. (Total puppy-poo, but it was fun to say.)
Oh, and WhoCalledMe web administrator - you need to add "SCAM" to your Call Type list. :)