I just got two messages this morning from the "IRS" stating that this is my last notice before they file a lawsuit.

Of course my heart started pounding in terror instantly. But then I started thinking. The IRS doesn't file a lawsuit. They send you a warning LETTER, then they just garnish your wages. Take it right out of your paycheck. They don't mess around. Also, they didn't mention my name and though they mentioned there was a case number they didn't say what it was. Last strike against this company: they are not allowed to leave this kind of information on an answering machine. They would say this was an URGENT MATTER and I NEED TO CALL BACK.

I'm also pretty stinkin' sure that the IRS' caller ID doesn't say Auburn, Wa.