Mr. Williams left a message, saying he was from the D.E.A. and to call back- very important. I was intrigued so I gave him a call. Mr. Williams has a very heavy latin accent, but from what I could make out, a team of officers was headed my way with a search warrant. I asked why was that- oh- it's your online Ambien purchase. Well, I told him I was eating my breakfast oatmeal and could not be disturbed. He flew into a rage and told me it would be three days in a call before I saw a judge. I had a good laugh and hung up.
I give them 4 out of 5 stars for imagination, 2 out of 5 for execution and zero out of 5 for getting me to part with my money.
Mr. Williams left a message, saying he was from the D.E.A. and to call back- very important. I was intrigued so I gave him a call. Mr. Williams has a very heavy latin accent, but from what I could make out, a team of officers was headed my way with a search warrant. I asked why was that- oh- it's your online Ambien purchase. Well, I told him I was eating my breakfast oatmeal and could not be disturbed. He flew into a rage and told me it would be three days in a call before I saw a judge. I had a good laugh and hung up.
I give them 4 out of 5 stars for imagination, 2 out of 5 for execution and zero out of 5 for getting me to part with my money.
Today, I called back to have a little fun. I got a recorded message and hung up. About 10 minutes later Mr. Williams aka Fidel C. called me back. I gave a fake name and said I'd been worried sick about his call.
He started to get up a head of steam threatening me with his swat team arriving soon and a topper from yesterday, I would be sent to the Dominican Republic to serve my 7 year sentence. I couldn't keep a straight face any longer and burst out laughing. Poor guy had a tough way to start the day, but I had a good laugh thinking about how tough it must be for him to come into work everyday. Just for fun, I think I'll call the cops in Maryland and stir it up a bit.
Got a call from "agent Anthony Williams" with the DEA who told me that I bought illegail drugs and they would arrest me if I didn't give money. Seriously... did they really think I'm THAT dumb?
I also get calls from some offshore "Pharmacy" calling me now and then. I'm sure it's the same people.