Definitely is SALLIE MAE.
The messages were hang ups and dial tones at first. Today some joker named Denise called three times in 5 mins. Left a message for two people and a hang up on the machine.

"I need to speak with you. I am your last chance at Sallie Mae." Blah blah blah

Gfy! How bout that! I already hit that [***] Sallie Mae, that [***] was lame! She got stank puss and it made me itch. I aint [***] that again!