Called my cell. I picked up and after I said hello for the third time, heard something connect and a woman's voice sounding tiny and faraway said something I couldn't quite hear; then the call ended before I could say any of the rude things I was thinking. Nuisance.
Some monkey called me. Said he wanted to wear a sun dress and fix me breakfast. Said I could leave him buddup with a flower in it? What the heck is that?