Called my cell. I picked up and after I said hello for the third time, heard something connect and a woman's voice sounding tiny and faraway said something I couldn't quite hear; then the call ended before I could say any of the rude things I was thinking. Nuisance.
Caller stated he was from Lucent,
([***] connection, delayed response, i assume its a timed recording.)
He said that i was "in jeopardy of losing my google business listing", I asked him if he was with Lucent why would he call about Google? Then he said he "was going to transfer me to a technician" or something and I said, if you're with Lucent why does your phone suck so bad,
I had the same "last chance" call. I asked, what company are you calling from and he said, "that's a very good question... I'll transfer you to one of our agents." I told him that's not a good question, it's a really basic question. At that point he acted like he couldn't hear me. He hung up once I called him a moron.