I'm a receptionist for a large firm and these idiots keep calling and ask for a Susan Lewis. We don't have one and we never have. Then they call back and ask for our IT Manager. I like to "play" with these yahoos and then tell them off. That works for about 2 weeks and then another idiot calls with the same thing.
Keeps calling at least 6 times a week asking for the IT Director and the "Chef" (his words) of Finance. Tells me to connect him and not to delay. I joyfully slam the phone in his ear every single time.