I'll try to make this short but very funny. They called me around 5 times with no message. I was finally home when they called again and this is how it went.
They said that they were representing a Law Firm for the State of NJ and that there was a criminal investigation against myself and that I will lose my Home and any other properties if I did not abide there request. So I asked them why was there a NY Law Firm representing the State of NJ...... No answer.....But like clockwork they jumped right to their questioning of how will I resolve this matter. So then I ask them what's going on and what do I need to do. They said that they could not tell me exactly what was the criminal investigation was but that I had to release $10,000 to this firm to process a hold against me and my properties. I told them that I already had a criminal case against me for a In-house Heroin dealing ring and was this what they were calling about.....silence......Then they went back will I resolve this and of course I said yes and to give all the info. So I pretend to get a pen and paper for them to tell me info. I pretend to write down some info and then I ask them to repeat the address.... Just I they were about to repeat... I F*cking Let Them Have IT......I must of cursed them out for a good 25 to 30 seconds, not letting them speak until they finally hung up.
As you can tell, never heard from them again. If they can waste your time, you can waste their time. Don't be aggrivated by them - HAVE FUN WITH THEM. Be quick with a story and then Let them have it. I works great to let off some steam.
Don't Get Mad - Have Fun!