Wow I have seen some really poor shills that failed miserably at their job of convincing people, but i have to admit, you are really close if not at the top of the list of failures. I hope your boss didn't actually pay you for this feeble attempt.
Marty never did say what type of cleaning services they offered. Maybe they cleaned out his life savings. Could that not be considered a cleaning service?
In the end it is obvious that the thread needs to be purged.