None of my family or friends are stupid enough to refer me to anything like this. I don't have any mortgage to pay off, either. It's been paid in full. Come back with something more original, like a free cruise or unclaimed lottery or assets from some deceased person's estate in some hostile third world country in which you need my help to release. And oh yeah, I'm willing to pay up front my own money to get a stake of this cash so I can retire in luxury....