9/26/15
Called- did not leave a voicemail, but I received a text detailing my owed money to the IRS (because we all know the government likes to communicate via text message).
I have bought enough food and supplies to last five years in my underground bunker.
They'll never catch me.
Automated call from a Swiss IRS agent telling me not to ignore them. Then the second automated call came from a San Francisco prefix, also claiming to be the IRS