Him: Hello this is Richard Kramer,am hearing impaired i will like to know if you do body massage and do you accept credit card as payment and are you the owner of the company??
Me: here is my employers website.
Him: Okay good i want to book an appointment for my kids,and they will be coming for this on the 19th of this Next month and what card processor do you use in charging cards?
Me: no idea, all our information is on the website.
Who cares how you process credit cards? Shady shady.