Hahaha fun with scammers 101 and go...... Phone rings at work and it is Richard from Microsoft. Funny....you sound more like a Habib than a Richard but ok. Mam I am calling to alert you to some Mal-eecious software that we have been notified on your computer. Oh no Richard!!!! How in the world did that get on my computer? And thank you so much for alerting me to it!! It must be from all that internet porn that I watch at work!!! How do I take it off I don't want to get fired!!! Please help Richard!!! Ok Mam you just need to turn on your desktop and let me know when you are ready. Ok Richard give me a second to turn off [***] Beauty Queens. Ok Mam did you turn on your computer? Richard I just told you I had to turn OFF [***] Beauty Queens, I'm pretty sure my computer is as turned on as it is gonna get!! Ok Mam now go to the top of the screen where you type in the directions and put in www - dot- support - dot- me ( Richard so graciously spelled it out for me letter by phonetic alphabet letter I guess because I am the one who sounds like they are calling from Fuckthatistan) OK mam now repeat it back to me so I know you understand it. Ok Richard I have www. [***] YOU , YOU CAMEL HUMPING GOAT [***] [***] . COM
Oh [***] You lady!!!
RICHARD!!! That isn't very nice!!! I really need help getting this MAL-EECIOUS software off my computer!!!!
Total scam, says a warrant has been issued against me & if I send attorney Steven Johnson money he will take care of it. Could hardly understand the woman.
Mike from Microsoft Windows called to tell me about a recent download of a computer virus.... OK so i played along. I hope that everyone knows that Bill Gates company "Microsoft" wont call you. I said to Mike that's great you're offering replacement windows? Man mine are drafty....No, No Mike said.. Windows computer! Go to your computer and tell me whats on the screen! I said.. nothing that's why I'm excited about replacement windows because mine don't have screens.. Do your replacement windows come with them? He swore at me then hung up.. How rude.. (If you cant block them have some fun!)
Hahaha fun with scammers 101 and go...... Phone rings at work and it is Richard from Microsoft. Funny....you sound more like a Habib than a Richard but ok. Mam I am calling to alert you to some Mal-eecious software that we have been notified on your computer. Oh no Richard!!!! How in the world did that get on my computer? And thank you so much for alerting me to it!! It must be from all that internet porn that I watch at work!!! How do I take it off I don't want to get fired!!! Please help Richard!!! Ok Mam you just need to turn on your desktop and let me know when you are ready. Ok Richard give me a second to turn off [***] Beauty Queens. Ok Mam did you turn on your computer? Richard I just told you I had to turn OFF [***] Beauty Queens, I'm pretty sure my computer is as turned on as it is gonna get!! Ok Mam now go to the top of the screen where you type in the directions and put in www - dot- support - dot- me ( Richard so graciously spelled it out for me letter by phonetic alphabet letter I guess because I am the one who sounds like they are calling from Fuckthatistan) OK mam now repeat it back to me so I know you understand it. Ok Richard I have www. [***] YOU , YOU CAMEL HUMPING GOAT [***] [***] . COM
Oh [***] You lady!!!
RICHARD!!! That isn't very nice!!! I really need help getting this MAL-EECIOUS software off my computer!!!!
Caller named Kevin claimed to be from windows and wanted to advise me that he was calling to get access to my computer due to some sort of security breach