Hahaha fun with scammers 101 and go...... Phone rings at work and it is Richard from Microsoft. Funny....you sound more like a Habib than a Richard but ok. Mam I am calling to alert you to some Mal-eecious software that we have been notified on your computer. Oh no Richard!!!! How in the world did that get on my computer? And thank you so much for alerting me to it!! It must be from all that internet porn that I watch at work!!! How do I take it off I don't want to get fired!!! Please help Richard!!! Ok Mam you just need to turn on your desktop and let me know when you are ready. Ok Richard give me a second to turn off [***] Beauty Queens. Ok Mam did you turn on your computer? Richard I just told you I had to turn OFF [***] Beauty Queens, I'm pretty sure my computer is as turned on as it is gonna get!! Ok Mam now go to the top of the screen where you type in the directions and put in www - dot- support - dot- me ( Richard so graciously spelled it out for me letter by phonetic alphabet letter I guess because I am the one who sounds like they are calling from Fuckthatistan) OK mam now repeat it back to me so I know you understand it. Ok Richard I have www. [***] YOU , YOU CAMEL HUMPING GOAT [***] [***] . COM
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RICHARD!!! That isn't very nice!!! I really need help getting this MAL-EECIOUS software off my computer!!!!
Just got a call from this number. Left a message a woman with a British accent saying she was from the US Treasury Department leaving her badge number. She claims that there is an infraction against me by the government. I tried to answer the call and got disconnected....