Prerecorded message: "The national center for chronic pain management has issued the following prescription pain pill alert: In an attempt to stop the growing use/abuse of prescription narcotic pain pills, America's national healthcare providers are now authorized to provide a new, experimental pain relief compound to anyone suffering from physical pain or discomfort. This compound cream is directly applied to the pain-related areas. It is non-narcotic and extremely effective. This new pain relief compound is provided to you by your insurance carrier with no out-of-pocket expense to you and your pain relief cream can be shipped immediately. Press 1 now to verify your address and delivery date. Again, press 1 now to arrange delivery. Press 5 now to notify your healthcare provider that you have refused this shipment."