Me: Hello?
Her: Mrs. Clifford?
Me: no, there hasn't been a Clifford here in many years
Her: Oh, sorry, well maybe you can still help
Me: *silence*
Her: *blah blah blah* (something about special kids and not getting government assistance) Would you like to help with the gold or platinum package?
Me: I don't have any extra funds at this time and especially not when it's going on 9 o'clock at night. Bye.