Called while I was at work. They've been calling for weeks. I answered it for fun. I told the person on the phone I have birth defects and have a third nipple with a dick growing in my inner ear. That didn't phase him. He went full pitbull on me and stuck to the script. I upped the ante and doubled down. I started talking really dirty and asking if he was down for a threesome with his sheep, or favorite goat. Winner winner chicken dinner. He hung up.