If you say "hello" you get a response from a female. It sounds real but then you realize it's automated. She says, "oh hello. sorry I was having trouble with my headset." giggle giggle
That's about when I realized it was automated and hung up.
Vacation resort sales giggling robot. The robot will make you an excellent deal, the best deal, the most amazing deal ever. You will love this deal. You will love this deal so much you'll get tired of the deal. As a matter of fact maybe you should skip the whole thing.