I got a call from someone claiming to be "Crusty" - not sure if that was their name or their current underwear scenario. She (yes, she) then told me that a Hungarian Prince had died and left me a large sum of money. All I had to do was send $500 to cover costs to Kathie Lee Gifford and suck-start a Harley or a camel (my choice). At first I was skeptical but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that a scammer or spammer wouldn't give you the choice of the camel. So it all makes sense, my money is on its way to NYC, the camel is very happy and calls me daily, and my money is likely on the way to me now. Hooray for the interwebs!