SPAMMER: "HEY...this is Dave!  I'd like to send you some information....do you have a pen handy?"  

Me: "HEEEYYY!....who is this?"  

SPAMMER: "This is Dave....we spoke a while back....my fiance and I were moving to { City }."

* This is me adding you to a SPAM entry on my phone with no ringtone.  See you later fruitcake.  *

Why do most of these morons sound like one of the Jerky Boys?