Just did a classic 40 minute prank job on the Indian guy from “Microsoft Support” about how my computer is in danger of crashing, runs real slow, drivers are corrupt, etc. Did it all while I was working out on speakerphone...actually made it go faster.
Some excerpts:
Yes, my windows are open but it is cold out...can I shut them now?
It’s been at least a year since I’ve started it, why?
Leeme look behind the desk to see if it is plugged in.
OOOPS, dropped my glasses behind the desk
Now it says welcome to Apple, why?
Then he tries to get me to go into my registry to make some “corrective” changes.
At the end (with my wife shaking her head) he wants my credit card info to protect me for 3 years.
Hearing this thick Indian accent read back
H_E_Y_W_O_O_D J_A_B_L_O_M_E
was absolutely priceless.
Killing their time is the best revenge, then block the number of course.