elf picks up phone, transfers the call to the "fat man." Santa asks what you want for christmas - wooden doll or sweater and then notices that you haven't made a choice. Santa asks if you want electronic like the Nintendo Wii or an Ipod, then curses at you. "You think you are too good for a doll or sweater?" He explains that the elves are retards addicted to helium and are not skilled technicians. He also says that 4 elves got electrocuted trying to replicate an iphone.
The message cuts and the you hear a mcdonald's sponsored ad playing for a bit.