You know that your student loan has been flagged to receive a rate and payment reduction of up to 40% as part of the new government student debt relief program released by President Obama on December 12th 2013 press 1 to be connected to a live operator to take advantage of this new program or press 5 to decline this offer?
Got an automated message saying something about my student loans and lowering them. I pressed one only to get an answering machine. I was going to ask to be taken off the list, however, I left a message. I don't have student loans ;)