Ay and I slid over the rainbow and landed in a wee Leprechauns lap who was sitting on a pot o'gold! "Faith and Begorrah" say's I in surprise.. He kissed me and twirled me to the ground and sliding down beside me he cried "Tis yer Lucky Day" ! Nah the wee pot'gold be yer's ta keep! say's he.
Then he pulled out a wee violin and struck up a lively tune and all the wee Leprechauns came out to join in the fun. Laughing and dancin a fine jig. They brought food and fine drink - such a gran party it twas..
And imagine my surprise when the unicorns showed up, dancin and prancin to the music and oh the fairy's.. dancin on air! Twas a gran party I tell ye! And the last time I saw the wee lad he was headed east with a jug o'fine Irish whiskey..
What does insurance have to do with your fake loan?
And why the heck are you barking? Do you imagine you are a dog?
FYI : Legitimate lenders ALWAYS check credit. It's a given.
As for you, karma will catch up with you one day, and every penny you've stolen will be made up for by way a small concrete cell with bars for a front door, and hopefully a roomie named Bubba.