My wife got the call about an "urgent legal matter" that needed to be cleared up as soon as possible.  From Alan Smith with badge number H7997025.  Heavy accent of some kind. Tried calling the number back, but either failed to connect or got a busy signal.  I was going to play games with Mr. Smith, but never got the chance.  Perhaps I'll try again tomorrow.  Now that the tables can be reversed, it might be fun to dish it out to Mr. Smith.