Amber called on an old line that is used by our alarm system, and left a message with a very confused employee who had probably never heard the so-called "Bat Phone" ring before. She wants to get us a 5 year contract with the federal government!  I called the number back- no company name in the voicemail greeting. Pressing zero takes you into an endless loop of "press star to be connected to the operator" and the Charlie Brown theme song (which was an awesome reminder of my childhood and made up for the stupid call.)