I think some new hire at this company just gave me the passcode to their system...

me:  "Hello?"
idiot telemarketer:  "One, two, three, four."
me:  "One, two, three, four.  I see you can count."
idiot telemarketer:  "That's suppose to be the passcode to get on the system."
me:  "I'm a human not a computer.  Was there something you were calling about or were you just playing with your phone?"
idiot telemarketer:  <hung-up>

I swear I'm not making this up... this person actually was that stupid.  What a dolt!

(Btw, 8 minutes prior to this call I got a call from 1-714-121-5555 that immediately hung up when I answered.)