I did not invite these rewards programs to bug me, I do not wish for them to call me. They charge huge shipping and handling fees for simple piece of paper to give you a discount on your next purchase of whatever.
Today I had to tell them to take me off their list for the 5th time. I spoke to "Dana McVille" "Employee Number 80026" and "she took me off." So after a few drinks I called back and talked dirty like they hung up from some phone sex. Very fun and recommended!