Someone called your home phone and didn't leave a message? Maybe it was a wrong number? What law school did you go to, because I certainly don't want to hire any attorneys from that school. Not sure how you arrived at those charges. Trespassing? Did they set foot on your property? Disturbing the Peace? Were the other people in the neighborhood disturbed by the ringing of your phone? If so, then you might be charged with that for having the bell turned up too loudly. Theft? What did they steal? IMO you are suffering from the super blood moon eclipse weekend blues.
While that is true, nothing of that activity was mentioned in the post. The post itself is completely off the wall. possibly an out of work writer? Trespassing, Disturbing the Peace, and Theft?
On a brighter note, make sure you watch the eclipse around 9 pm tomorrow, won't be another one during a super blood moon for 18 years.