Woman said I can get a free alarm system. Wanted to transfer me. I asked if she was a real person, there was a REALLY good automated system that replied, almost tricked me! She said, why yes I am a real person. Why do you ask? I said because you sound like a recording. She laughed and said no, I'm a real person, boy do I sound that bad today? I must be tired. I take my job seriously, can I transfer you?
At that point I asked, "What is 2 + 2?" She said no, I don't understand. I tried that again a few times, changing it to "Just answer the question. What does 4 + 4 equal? She said, I don't know. Eventually I started to say odd things, and I finally confused the robot so much she said, "Ugh. I don't know." and hung up.