Calls, leaves message: "This message is intended for "[nobody here by the name they give]". This is Martin Riley investigator for Capitol Providence. There is a civil matter in the office with your name and SS# attached. Your case is scheduled to go before the review board. If you or your attorney would like to blah blah blah blah "random case #", blah blah blah press any key to be connected with the plaintiff."
At first I thought, "hey, I should press any key and tell them they have the wrong number" and I did. After 30 seconds of hold music I decided to hit up 800notes.